C512 Remote Control Bomb
C512 Remote Control Bomb
Next, the other five groups of Nangong Guard suffered similar attacks. Instantly, the entire Nangong Guard was replaced with a 'peeing phobia'!
It couldn't be helped. Many unlucky Nangong Guard's younger brothers had been bitten. Each and every one of the earthworms had swollen into radishes, causing the Nangong Guard to not dare to pee anymore. If they really couldn't hold it in anymore, they would need a group of guards. The other group of guards would go and pee again.
On the other side of the grass patch, the Grass Flower Snake leader smiled flatteringly at Xiaolong and said, "Boss, are you satisfied?"
Xiaolong nodded and said in satisfaction, "That's alright."
"Hehe, Boss, I have an opinion. Next time, can you stop biting that place?" Littleflower said, embarrassed.
The little dragon asked, confused, "Why? I think that place is pretty good. It's quite good, but it's not that big!"
Little Flower bitterly smiled and said, "Boss, my little brothers said that biting that place is very disgusting. They were all about to vomit. A few of their little brothers said that place was too smelly. There are some that haven't been washed for a long time. After biting it, it greatly affected one's appetite! Many of my little brothers can't eat anymore."
Xiaolong slightly nodded his head and said," Alright, then let your little brother bite somewhere else! "
Littleflower looked at Lil'Dino in admiration and said, "Boss, you are so understanding! You know to think for your little brothers. "
Lil'Dino said proudly, "Of course. I am the boss. I am a good boss..."
Littleflower asked Lil'Dino, "Then boss, where do you suggest we bite? If you give the order, my brothers and I will charge forward."
"Very good. Then bite your butt!" The little dragon seriously thought for a moment, then turned to Priest Hua.
Little Flower:... ""
Soon, the order was sent to the little brother of Grass Flower Snake.
Grass Flower Snake B asked Grass Flower Snake A, "I heard that Lord Dragon heard our thoughts, so we don't have to bite that disgusting place anymore?"
Grass Flower Snake A nodded and said: "That's right, Lord Dragon has changed his mind, let us bite another place."
Grass Flower Snake B said with tears in his eyes: "Then what place are we going to change to?"
"Ass!" Grass Flower Snake B said seriously.
Grass Flower Snake B:... ""
The little dragon had launched an attack on the Nangong Guard. As expected, it had dealt a serious blow to the Nangong Guard's morale. The originally valiant and valiant Nangong Guard's morale had become low at this moment.
And Little Black was not idle either. Next to the first team of Nangong Guard, which was led by Nangong Lin, Little Black was hiding on top of a treetop.
Nangong Lin was flustered and exasperated. The enemy had yet to be found, but the morale of Nangong Guard had been severely damaged. Apart from the first team he was in, the morale of the other teams had been damaged to different degrees.
At this moment, the sky had darkened. A Great Martial Master and a few Nangong Guard were preparing to come out and find firewood. Little Black let out a meow. Its eyes revealed a trace of ferociousness.
A few Nangong Guard were carrying firewood as they prepared to return. Suddenly, the Great Martial Master said, "Wait a moment!"
"Commander, what orders do you have?" One of the Nangong Guard asked respectfully.
"I'm going to take a dump. You guys stand by the side and watch for me." The commander said as if it was a matter of course.
The faces of the few Nangong Guard disciples twitched. However, since the other party was their superior, they naturally couldn't refuse him. They had no choice but to reluctantly agree.
The commander squatted in the grass and casually farted a few times before continuing to excrete.
The Nangong Guard surrounded him and covered their noses in disgust. Under such circumstances, it was naturally impossible for them to be on high alert.
Little Black disappeared from the treetop and appeared behind the commander's head in the next second. A silvery white light flashed, cutting off the commander's neck.
The commander's eyes were wide open as he tightly covered his neck. He desperately wanted to stuff something back but was unable to do so.
The Nangong Guard beside him felt that something was wrong. They were just about to turn around. Another silver ray of light cut across the necks of the Nangong Guard. Those few Nangong Guard felt a white light flash in front of their eyes. Their necks turned cold, and they knew nothing.
Little Black didn't stop for a moment. He continued to rush towards the other Nangong Guard who had come out to pick up firewood. Then, he killed all of the Nangong Guard who went out to collect firewood.
At this moment, in the camp, a leader of the Nangong Guard came to Nangong Lin in a hurry. He knelt down on one knee and said, "Commander, all the men from the Nangong Guard who were sent out to collect firewood were killed. They even included seven commanders."
"What?"
Nangong Lin stood up from the ground and said in shock, "How is this possible?"
"Take me to see it!" Nangong Lin said in a deep voice.
After the time it takes for half an incense stick to burn, Nangong Lin looked at the corpses of the Nangong Guard on the ground. His expression became serious. A middle-aged commander at the side said, "Elder, all of them were killed by a single strike. It seems like they were all Martial King Level warriors. And the weapon should be a dagger? It should be Zhang Tianhao who killed them."
Nangong Lin shook his head and said, "No, it shouldn't be. That thief used a knife, not a dagger."
"But in this Devil Wild Forest, is there anyone who dares to oppose our Nangong family?" The commander was confused.
Nangong Lin shook his head and said, "Notify all the teams to be careful to prevent that crafty kid from ambushing us."
Under the sneak attack of Zhang Tianhao and Little Black, the morale of Nangong Guard gradually weakened. The speed at which they advanced slowed down.
Zhang Tianhao stood on a big tree and looked at the third team of Nangong Guard below him. At this moment, this team of Nangong Guard was resting.
Usually, besides resting, the rest of the people in Nangong Guard were taking sh * t. They were taking a piss.
Dozens of Nangong Guard held long spears in their hands and formed a circle. In the middle, a group of Nangong Guard was taking a dump. Such a spectacle would only appear at this moment.
Zhang Tianhao smiled and took out a remote control bomb, placing it on a remote control car. The remote-controlled car carried the remote-controlled bomb and drove towards the Nangong Guard that was taking a dump.
The soldiers of the Nangong Guard were loyally guarding their comrades. Suddenly, they saw a small car drive over.
As a native of True Martial Continent, he naturally didn't know what this remote-controlled car was. Each and every one of them had a strange expression on their faces.
When the remote-controlled car was only a meter away from the Nangong Guard's poop circle, one of the Nangong Guard's facial expression changed. He was about to destroy the remote-controlled car. However, at this moment, Zhang Tianhao had already started the remote-controlled bomb.
"Rumble!" A violent explosion sounded.
The Nangong Guard, who was in charge of guarding the place, and the dozens of Nangong Guard who were leisurely taking a dump immediately flew into the sky like a mud plane.