The Shinobi With The Straw Hat

Caught Red Handed



Caught Red Handed

1Deep inside one of the greatest towns in the land of lightning, inside one of the brothels. A mummylike teen was waiting at the counter.     

For the past two weeks, Mū had been leisury going through villages and little towns. He heard about the great town of Aiken and its reputable brothels.     

The brothels of the town of Aiken were reputated for their particularly good...services, it was very professional.     

Mū decided to check on the brothels, not because he was a pervert, but because lying was bad.     

He needed to make sure that they were telling the truth about their services, he had learned this from Kentaro in the hot springs.     

that's what he told himself.     

"Excuse me? What kind of services do you propose?" it was Mū's turn.     

The young woman looked at the unique appearance of Mū, she held herself back from laughing.     

"We propose everything, as long as you have the money." the young woman said nonchalantly.     

"Hehe, I..I...have five hundred Ryo. Tell me what...hehe...services I could get."     

Even though he had the bandages over his mouth, the young woman could see Mū's closing eyes. She knew that he was laughing like a pervert.     

She gave him a disgusted look, she saw perverts everyday. The thing was that she had never seen one who came dressed in a mummy costume.     

"Ummm, sir. I think that it is better if you leave." Mū immediately stopped laughing.     

His growing excitation disappeared. He thought that he had heard wrong.     

"I didn't hear you right, could you repeat?" the young woman had taken it differently.     

She thought that Mū was going to complain or do something he shouldn't out of rage. She snapped her fingers.     

Ten shinobi came out of the row of men who were waiting to pay for services. They encircled Mū.     

"Hey, costume fetishists are not allowed in here, if I were you.... I would scram before it gets reeeeeaaaaal bad."     

"I was unaware that a customer was treated like that, you guys are gonna pa-" a big punch landed on the back of his head.     

The ten shinobi beat him up and threw him out of the brothel's door. Mū landed on the ground, near the feet of someone.     

"Ooooohhh you little shit, so that's what you were doing while I was getting whipped by an old monkey tail?" Kentaro looked down on Mū     

Mū looked at the face of the person who was talking to him.     

"I understand now why your voice sounded so familiar." Mū slowly stood up, he felt Kentaro's intense gaze.     

Mū suddenly turned towards Kentaro and scratched his head while laughing nervously.     

"Haha..hehe..he..umm...nice kimono you got there, red is my favorite color too. Woow! That golden staff on your back, is it real gold? I wonder what the content is of the cloth bag at your waist."     

Kentaro wanted to slap Mū on the face, he held himself down because with his sage mode activated, he would die with a slap.     

"Damn! Since when do you put make-up on? That golden make-up around your eyes and that big red do-"     

"SHUT IT! SHUT...IT. I've caught you red-handed, you were having good time in a brothel while I was training my ass off. Have you searched for the whereabouts of the Chinoike clan?"     

This was what mattered at the moment, having the Chinoike clan as allies and later join Iwa would be perfect.     

"Yes, while I was traveling around the land of lightning I heard many things."     

At least he had heard something, Kentaro patted Mū's body. He removed all the dirt on his bandages.     

"Let's go to a calm place and talk about it. Since you have already been here for a while, lead us to a room we can book for one day and one night."     

The duo walked in the town of Aiken, Kentaro noticed that there were a lot of dark-skinned people.     

Mū payed for a room and the two of them entered inside. There was one bed, a table and two wooden chairs.     

"Sit down, Mū." Kentaro and Mū each sat down on a wooden chair.     

"Since your appearance has turned back to normal, does it mean that you can use your chakra now?"     

"Yes, I can use my chakra now. I even became more powerful than what I already was. Anyways, tell me what you have heard about the Chinoike clan."     

Mū placed his hand in his bandages and started fidgeting within. He took a paper out and gave it to Kentaro.     

"I've heard about the Chinoike clan fighting against two powerful clans." While Mū was explaining the situation, Kentaro was reading the paper.     

"They fight against the clan of the Byakugan, the Hyuga clan and the mighty lighting wielders of the Senko clan."     

Kentaro stopped reading and looked straight at Mū.     

"Did you say the Hyuga clan? Are they allied with the Senko clan?" If this was an alliance to crush the Chinoike clan, it would be bad for Kentaro and Mū.     

"No, the three clans are waging war at each other for....shinobi reasons." Kentaro nodded.     

This would make everything easier, fighting two clans at once was not the best thing to do.     

Kentaro placed the paper that Mū had given him and on his palm and burned it to ashes with a flame that came out of his palm.     

"The paper only had names of brothels written on it, you know that, right?"     

From outside of the building, sounds of spanking and cries for help could be heard. The people who heard that hurriedly walked away.     

Two hours later, Kentaro and Mū came outside.     

"Let's go, Mū." Kentaro motioned Mū to follow him with a move of his head.     

Mū walked as if he had not taken a shit for the past five years, he had really taken a good beating.     

They had planned to join the battlefield were the three clans fought against each other and recruit the Chinoike clan, no matter the cost.     


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