C697 Stinky
C697 Stinky
Compared to some people who refused to admit their mistakes and only knew how to debate, debate, and fight for their own victory, she was very honest.
If she was wrong, then she was wrong.
It would be good if she didn't do it next time.
So what if he accepts it?
On the surface, he maintained his face, but in fact, he lost his character.
And character was often much more important than face.
"It seems like I really have this problem. But for you, it's not wrong to throw a tantrum at you."
"Ah?"
Xiao Yun was stunned by Tuoba Tian'er's words.
What was this? Why?
He smiled bitterly and went back to his bed. He might as well have a good sleep.
The carriage was stable in the abandoned pipeline.
Xiao Yun hummed a song while he was still in a daze.
He didn't know where the tune came from. It was soft, soft, like a whisper, but also like a prayer for the Heaven's Will.
The two women looked at each other and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
They just sat by the carriage and watched the scenery outside.
They allowed the journey to continue.
...
Through this path, they soon reached the border of North Wei.
Why was there an official road?
Naturally, it was because there was a checkpoint here.
If it had nothing to do with it, then where was it?
Standing in front of the checkpoint, Xiao Yun raised his brows and said with a bitter smile, "Although the Northern Wei is currently in bitter cold, it is indeed one of the places with the longest history and culture. This aura, this confidence, is indeed not something that an ordinary country can compare with... It was said that the land area of the North Wei back then was very large, and it had experienced several bitter wars. Which powerful country did this to become so small? And how did it shrink so much? The key was why the other side did not pursue and attack. Why don't we just destroy the North Wei?"
Xiao Yun's words were very infuriating.
Especially when Tuoba Tian'er heard it.
"If the North Wei is gone, your Qin Country will also be gone!"
What she said was the truth.
But Xiao Yun obviously did not care. He waved his hand and said, "If there is no more, then there is no more. That was many years ago. If there was only one country in the world now, how could there be so many things? If there is only one country in the world, everyone should just live well. Live well in your own life, even if you are just an ordinary citizen. What could they do? Wasn't it good too? Even if he didn't have the chance to bully other countries, he also didn't have the chance to be bullied. What does this have to do with the people? Everyone wants to live a better life, just a bit better."
" Naive! "
Tuoba Tian'er could not help but curse.
Indeed.
Xiao Yun's words deserved to be scolded.
But this was also Xiao Yun's beautiful wish.
Even he knew that this was something impossible to achieve.
"Don't think about it. What else can be wrong with it?"
"You think too much. I'm afraid you'll have to do it!"
Xiao Yun shrugged and said, "You make it sound like I really can do it."
This sentence attracted the attention of the two women.
Xiao Yun was shocked by their gazes.
He hurriedly straightened his back and said with a trembling voice, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
The corner of Tuoba Tian'er's eyes twitched and she said, "Don't tell me... you really have this kind of idea?"
"I... Why are you asking me this?"
"If I ask you, you answer!"
"But I don't know how to answer it either. Many people should have such thoughts."
Xiao Yun said with a bitter smile.
But then he asked again, What is it?" Hey, the two of you, don't tell me you think I can really do this kind of thing? "
Leng Yueling said with a bitter smile," After all, Yun has done things that many people wouldn't even dare to think about. Even if they knew it was impossible, as long as they heard what Yun said, they would be frightened for no reason! "
Xiao Yun scratched his head helplessly and said with a bitter smile," I do not have the ability... Well, let's not talk about this. It makes me so nervous. Don't be like some people who lose in an argument and just squat there and not speak for a few days. If you have the ability, won't you eat? But you can't afford to waste time with some people. "
" You! "
Tuoba Tian'er was furious.
Obviously, some people did not need to hide anything from these four people.
"Alright, alright. We will enter the city soon. At that time, we will find the best inn. Fill a bucket of hot water and take a good bath. We'll soak out all the cold air on our journey and then have a vegetarian meal. Eat a big meal, then sleep well. How good? Oh right, we still need to buy a few more sets of clothes. The clothes we're wearing are almost rotten."
Xiao Yun drew a beautiful flatbread, making the two women immediately kick out their previous thoughts.
Needless to say, just the fact that they could take a bath made them incomparably excited.
According to Xiao Yun's shameless words, the speed at which a woman's body stinks is actually faster than a man's.
The reason why men usually stink more easily was that men tend to sweat more easily.
So in a short period of time, for example, in a few days, men would stink more.
However, as time went by, the stink on their bodies had already reached the limit. There was no way for them to stink anymore. Then... women should stink a little more.
This theory made the two women almost kill someone!
Immediately following that, Tuoba Tian'er had doubts.
If it was smelly, then why couldn't she smell it normally?
Xiao Yun's reasoning was also very simple.
A human's sense of smell was very inert.
After smelling it for a long time, one would get used to it. One would not feel that it was stinky, and would only be able to smell it once it exceeded or when one's sense of taste was reactivated.
Tuoba Tian'er naturally did not believe such a ridiculous statement.
She also gave an example.
It was about toilet use.
If it was really inert, then why did the toilet still stink after going to the toilet so many times?
After saying this, her face was already extremely red.
After all, women didn't want to admit that they went to the toilet.
They all hoped that in other people's eyes, they were fairies who ate and drank dew.
They would never admit that their poop was smelly.
It was as if they had just been killed.
But...
During this trip, most of the time, they were eating meat. There were all kinds of meat, and most of them were barbecued meat.
Then...
It was even more smelly than usual!
She really went all out to say those words today.
She just wanted to resist, not want to admit that she was stinky right now.
Xiao Yun shrugged his shoulders.
"I go out once or twice every day. It's only the time it takes to make a cup of tea every time. Compared to 24 hours a day, it was really just an instant. How can this be considered a long time to smell? My sense of smell didn't even have the time to become inert, let alone recover."
What he said made a lot of sense.
But Tuoba Tian'er still could not accept it.
She still did not agree.
Xiao Yun did not have much of a choice.
He sighed and hardened his heart.
He immediately boiled a large basin of water.
Then she washed her hair, washed her face, and washed it for a long time. Even most of the time, she was still smoked by the steam.
To be honest.
Her hair was starting to roll up. It was sticky and not decent, but it was also very heavy.
Now that she had been washed clean, she only felt incomparably relaxed and transparent.
And her face.
There would also be dead skin on his face. If he didn't wash it, then it would be layer by layer.
Every pore on his body would become bigger.
The two girls who liked to be clean would even hold a handful of dew from the grass every morning to wash their faces.
However, that kind of washing method did not have much effect.
This time, after washing, she felt really comfortable.
Xiao Yun even used a dry soft cloth to dry her.
But when her heart was full of comfort...
She was suddenly stunned.
Then she frowned, raised her nose, and sniffed...
Her expression instantly changed.
Then, like a machine, she lowered her head and sniffed again.
That was called despair!
It was called pain.
It was called madness!
She directly rushed into the carriage and stuffed herself into the blanket...
In the end, she was almost knocked out by the smell of the blanket.
That was her blanket. She had never covered anyone else with the blanket.
Before this... It was still new.
Xiao Yun had made it for her in Five Poisons Village.
Therefore, she had no way to blame this smell on someone else.
At that moment...
For the first time in her life, she thought of death.
Even when she was in an extremely difficult time, even when she was exiled to Qin Country to be a spy, even when saintess's position was not guaranteed, even when the entire Imperial Court was forcing her, even when she wanted to put the butcher's knife on Xiao Yun's neck, she had never thought of this before.
But today, she had seriously considered it.
She might as well die!
But after a while, she turned around and rushed out again.
She sniffed Leng Yueling's body and then Xiao Yun's body. Her expression instantly became better.
Then she frowned and asked Xiao Yun, "When will that inert nature appear again?"
"One or two days. Very soon."
Sure enough, after one or two days, she did not feel that her body was stinky anymore.
Everything was perfect.
This also made her understand for the first time that sometimes ignorance was originally a very blissful thing, so she should understand it.
Leng Yueling did not need to try it herself at all.
Seeing Tuoba Tian'er's expression, she believed it.
Furthermore... she had long understood this logic.
She had once fought in the northern borders for more than ten years. After every bath, she would want to burn all her clothes and armor!
Even before she bathed, the clothes and armor she wore were especially comfortable.
She already knew.
She just didn't understand the principle behind it.
Now that she heard what Xiao Yun said, she naturally came to a realization.
He would not doubt it even more.
So today, when Xiao Yun said that he would find a place to shower, take a hot shower, and then change his clothes...
This was simply a wonderful thing.
Because right now, they all wanted to remove and burn the expensive clothes they were wearing. They also had to secretly burn them down, leaving not a single drop behind.
They had been walking all the way here.
It was really too bitter.
Especially since there were a few days every month...
Xiao Yun did not say anything, nor did he express anything. However, he remembered those days, and he always prepared everything for them.
Including some change of pants and the like.
That kind of experience...
On the one hand, it made them not want to experience it again.
On the other hand, they were intoxicated by Xiao Yun's service.
It was very contradictory.
In any case, they had finally arrived at the town.
There was no need to consider these things anymore.
It was perfect!
At the checkpoint, there were only two guards.
Both of them held onto their spears and stood there, bored to death.
They were both in a half-awake state, swaying back and forth, yet not falling at all.
It was clear that they had a long period of experience.