C25 I'll Just Eat till I'm Poor
C25 I'll Just Eat till I'm Poor
"Oh, that's good." Xiao Ge looked relieved.
"Why are you asking?" Xiao Jie was a little puzzled.
"It's nothing. Little Missy, how much did you bring with you?" Xiao Ge immediately changed the topic.
"Why do you care how much I brought with me?" Xiao Jie was even more confused.
"Uh, my appetite is bigger. I'm afraid that I will eat your salary for a month for one meal." Xiao Ge told the truth.
"Sure. Now you look like my brother. You know how to save money for me." Xiao Jie raised her voice a little, "But don't worry. No matter how much you can eat, you won't be able to make me poor."
Xiao Ge did not quite believe Xiao Jie's words. With her pitiful salary, he could make her poor with just one meal. However... About 20 minutes later, when he and Xiao Jie stood at the entrance of the Four Seas Hot Pot Shop, ... He believed Xiao Jie's words. Because this was a self-service hotpot restaurant.
"Hehe, it's impossible to eat poor sister. Here, it's 60 yuan per person and 30 yuan per pot. We don't even have 200 yuan together. Even if you can eat poor in this restaurant, I can't eat till I'm poor!" Xiao Jie said with a proud look on her face.
"Okay, then I'll eat till I'm poor." Xiao Ge said lazily.
"Come on, I think you can do it!" Xiao Jie laughed. "Actually, every time I eat self-help, I always want to eat the money back. But every time I fail, I don't ask you to eat this hotpot restaurant poor. As long as you can eat up to 200 yuan, you will be able to satisfy my wish. "
"If I satisfy your wish, will there be any benefits?" Xiao Ge asked casually.
"Will you give me a kiss?" Xiao Jie also casually replied.
"Of course." Xiao Ge immediately replied.
"I don't believe you can eat so much. Go in!" Xiao Jie obviously did not take this matter to heart.
Half an hour later, in the hot pot restaurant.
Xiao Jie looked at Xiao Ge with a strange expression. When this guy eats, he is like the reincarnation of a hungry ghost.
An hour later.
Xiao Jie, who was already very full, looked at Xiao Ge who was still gorging on food. She said in a dream-like voice, "I made a profit from eating. I finally made a profit from eating. Where is this 200 yuan? At least 400 yuan."
Two hours later.
Xiao Jie rubbed her temples with both hands. "Dream on. I must be dreaming. How can there be such a person who can eat more than pigs in this world?"
"Little Missy, do you think that inviting me to a buffet tonight is the wisest thing you have done in your life?" Xiao Ge finally put down his chopsticks and asked with a smile.
"I think the wisest thing I have done is not to be with you during my reincarnation. Otherwise, with a brother like you, I would have starved to death long ago." Xiao Jie muttered.
Xiao Ge smiled brightly. "Little sister, it is time to honor your kiss."
"Kiss? What kiss?" Xiao Jie shivered and then began to pretend to be confused.
"Little Missy, you don't keep your promise. You are not a good child." Xiao Ge was stunned. He realized that Xiao Jie actually wanted to cheat. This was really something he did not expect.
"I am not a child. I am an adult. Also... How can I not keep my word?" Xiao Jie began to refute, "I did say that I would give you a kiss, but I did not say that I would give you a kiss immediately. If that's the case, I owe you a kiss, and I will return it to you one day. You settle the accounts first! "
Xiao Ge was a little depressed. How could this be counted?
"Alright, let's do the accounts then." Xiao Ge quickly agreed, "But I will calculate the interest."
"I say, little brother, you are only 19 years old. Why are your thoughts so impure? Thinking about these messy things all day long will affect your studies." Xiao Jie began to educate Xiao Ge.
"Thirteen of the ancient people could get married, and now he has grown up at the age of eighteen. I have nineteen foreheads, and I don't even have a girlfriend. I feel that I am already very pure." Xiao Ge sighed. "I feel that I have become a man left behind."
Xiao Jie rolled her eyes. Was there a remnant man who was only nineteen years old? How could those thirty year old people not have girlfriends? "I'm not talking nonsense with you anymore. It's time for me to go home. Leave me your phone number. I'll call you the next time I look for you." Xiao Jie took out her phone and looked at the time. Then, she said to Xiao Ge.
"I don't have a phone number." Xiao Ge shook his head. "You should go to the classroom and find me. We seem to be in that classroom all the time. I occasionally go to class."
"Okay, I'll be leaving first. You can take a taxi back to school and take a bus." Xiao Jie stood up and walked out of the hotpot restaurant.
Xiao Ge also stood up and walked out with her.
Xiao Jie got on the electric scooter and was about to leave, but at this moment, a voice that sounded like a duck suddenly sounded, "Hey, isn't this the new Police Officer Tang from the municipal bureau? Officer Tang, what a coincidence. Are you dating your boyfriend?"
Along with this sentence, a huge fat man walked over from the other side. That's right, this fat man could definitely be described as huge. As he walked, he was like a mountain of meat moving slowly. Compared to him, Xiao Ge's deskmate, Zhang Xiaopang, could simply be described as skinny and rugged.
The fat man wore a colorful shirt on his upper body and a pair of similarly colorful shorts on his lower body. He was wearing a pair of leather shoes. It was very strange. His weight was really exaggerated. With every step he took, the earth seemed to tremble twice.
However, this fatty wasn't alone. Behind him were two tall and burly young men. Their gazes were fierce, and it was obvious that they weren't people to be trifled with.
"Zuo, what do you want to play again?" Seeing this fatty, Xiao Jie's face immediately changed. She looked at the fatty hatefully and asked through gritted teeth.
"Officer Tang, why do you have to be so hostile towards me? I came out to eat supper and happened to bump into you. I just wanted to say hello to you." Fatty Zuo's voice was still as unpleasant as before, and it even gave people a strange feeling. "Speaking of which, is Old Tang alright now? I haven't seen him for a long time. I really miss him!"
"Zuo Xiaolong, shut up!" Xiao Jie scolded angrily.
"Officer Tang, our country still has freedom of speech. Oh right. When you go home, remember to tell Old Tang. Just say it. I want to take a walk with him or something. " Zuo Xiaolong laughed. "I won't disturb your date with your boyfriend."
Zuo Xiaolong walked in front of Xiao Ge. Xiao Jie's face was red and her fists were clenched tightly. She seemed very angry, but she could only watch Zuo Xiaolong walk in front of her and did nothing in the end.
"Little Missy, who is that fatty?" Xiao Ge asked curiously, "He has a grudge with you, right?"